Being on the committee for ASTM International (formerly known as American Society for Testing and Materials) Standard Practice for Conducting Ruggedness Tests, I am a big fan of applying multifactor design of experiments (DOE) to systems before they go out to the field. For example, most homes in Florida feature stucco exteriors, which in some cases cannot withstand storm-driven rain from pushing moisture into the walls. Black mold can then build up to toxic levels before being discovered by home owners.

A less alarming, but still troublesome, combination of wind and rain is being combated by the trustees of Charles Rennie Mackintosh’s masterpiece Hill House in Glasgow, Scotland. The house, battered by rain every other day for 115 year, now soaks up water “like a sponge”. To keep it from dissolving “like a sugar cube”, National Trust Scotland (NTS) built a chainmail box around the home in June. They’ve scheduled a Douse the House this Saturday for visitors to test the ruggedness of the new exterior by shooting it with water pistols—”the bigger the better”! The experiment takes place at 2.30 pm and entry is free.

NTS’s Douse the House organizers had best beware of Mark Rober and his Guinness World Record sized Super Soaker. That might turn out to be a destructive testing device, even with chainmail as the barrier.